Archive for October, 2009
The Scarlet Snow White
Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Happy Halloween! You’ve chosen to be the “Scarlet Snow White”. Your costume lingerie reveals that you enjoy being the envy of others, setting the gold standard of achievement, while bewitching and seducing your lovers with the desire to rescue you from your wild and reckless self. You are impulsive, chasing the next fantasy to satisfy your fairytale delusions, searching for a “perfect” relationship that doesn’t exist, while discarding any and every potential prince charming who doesn’t measure up to your unrealistic expectations. Doctor’s Recommendation: Will you trick or treat? If your kisses are poison expect bad apples.
Tags: costume, halloween, lingerie, personality, psychology, scarlet, snow, trick-or-treat, white
Rightfully Naughty
Friday, October 30th, 2009
The Rightfully Naughty [R.N.] personality is quality controlled and clinically obsessed. Your choice of costume lingerie reveals your cautious side, playing it safe, taking the necessary time to assess and analyze information in painstaking detail before you make a decision. You prize etiquette, social values, and common courtesies, but secretly, you delight in breaking barriers and crossing boundaries that would otherwise be considered taboo and forbidden. In spite of your conservative facade, you have a strong sense of adventure, reveling in new opportunities that promise to stimulate your personal and professional growth. At times you can appear aloof, somewhat detached, and disengaged, however, your natural individuality inspires curiosity in others. At times, you can be intimidating and somewhat reserved, but people tend to enjoy your company, and over time, your integrity earns the trust and respect of those around you. In relationships, you can be somewhat particular, making pesky demands, trying to get all the pieces to fit perfectly together. Doctor’s Recommendation: If you want to be a naughty nurse, don’t treat your love life like a clinical examination. Enjoy the romance.
Tags: costume, lingerie, nurse, personality, psychology, uniform
Hotshot Siren
Thursday, October 29th, 2009
Freeze! The Hotshot Siren aims to turns heads and capture hearts! If this is your choice of costume lingerie, you are not a team player. The games you play ensure that you are the center of attention. Competitive by nature, you’ll bend and massage every rule that results with you on top. Highly opinionated, you have a strong sense of right and wrong, but you are also averse to conflict. Rather than confront difficult situations, you will keep quiet, tracking every situation that justifies your vengeful vindications. You flaunt, flirt, tease, and break hearts along your chaotic path towards disaffection. A woman of absolutes, you seek the silver bullet–the one answer–the perfect mate–to solve your unsatisfied life. Doctor’s Recommendation: Don’t be a prisoner of your convictions or else you will remain arrested in your development.
Tags: cop, costume, lingerie, personality, police, psychology, sheriff
Aeriel Gravity
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
Catch me if you can! If this is your costume lingerie, your romantic heights are an oscillating Aeriel Gravity, shifting between carefree whims and an inherent need for structure. You have a strong sense of style, very opinionated, detailed, and true to your exacting standards. There are times, however, when you are easily swayed by a honeyed tongue and a seductive smile. You love to be pursued and desired. You crave recognition and approval. Be careful: your need for positive reinforcement may result in unscrupulous people taking advantage of your kind nature. Doctor’s Recommendation: Trust your intuition. While it’s fun to be swept off your feet, don’t leave your emotions in the dust.
Tags: aeriel, costume, french, gravity, lingerie, maid, panties, personality, psychology
Coquettish Schoolgirl
Monday, October 26th, 2009
It’s time to teach you a lesson, you Coquettish Schoolgirl! Your costume lingerie reveals your playful and manipulative nature, always acting innocent and naive but very cunning and skillfully seductive. Quite driven, always focused on your wants, you demand to finish on top! You can be difficult to satisfy, and frankly, you are very insatiable. At times your ambition may irritate others because your perpetual dissatisfaction may be interpreted as a form of ingratitude. You are the envy of your associates because they can’t keep up with you. In spite of your natural tendencies to thrive and succeed, you constantly put too much pressure on yourself, and as a result, there is a part of you that seeks an escape. Doctor’s Recommendation: Get expelled from your current frustrations or seek detention elsewhere.
Tags: costume, lingerie, personality, psychology, schoolgirl
Halloween Lingerie Week
Sunday, October 25th, 2009From Monday October 26 – Saturday October 31, we will look at the pantyology behind costume lingerie. You have the right to remain excited!
Tags: costume, halloween, lingerie, personality, psychology
Vixen Spider
Friday, October 23rd, 2009
The sweetest fruit blossoms in acid rain. Vixen Spider, your lingerie clearly promotes your sly, cunning, and clever nature, artfully spinning your web of seduction to assume control under the guise of sheer surrender, but you feel tangled within the duality of your conflicting psyche. Are you a Vixen or are you the Spider? Who do you choose to be? You swing between unbridled passions (risking everything for a chance at happiness) and calculating your desires, leaving nothing to chance, measuring the efficacy of every maneuver, every tactic, and every strategy, mashing together the pieces of your puzzled life, and creating a perfectly disordered fragmented chaos. Doctor’s Recommendation: Your lace is soft but your threads are tight. Do you dare to take the scissors to your fabricated life?
Tags: lingerie, panties, personality, psychology, spider, underwear, vixen
Couture Haughty
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Couture Haughty! Your lingerie reveals an insatiable appetite for fashion and an eagerness to slip into a breathless frenzy. You have to be so vogue! Fun loving, playful, and easygoing, your laughable pretenses can cause friction with others because you seek to express your carefree personality with zestful distinction. While you have a certain degree of self-confidence, you’re afraid to deal directly with confrontation, either indulging in passive aggressive models of behavior or simply avoiding the problem altogether. You can be vain and somewhat narcissistic, but your sentimentality can also rise to the occasion and provide others with otherworldly acts of kindness and charity. Easily smoothed over like a worn out crumpled bill, you fear that you’ll fade in value with the passage of time. Doctor’s Recommendation: Personal style is a long-term investment. Don’t short change yourself simply because it’s fashionable.
Tags: breathless, haughty, lingerie, panties, underwear, vogue
Heart-Shaped Blush
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
Detailed to the letter, scarlet in sin, your negligee reveals a Heart-Shaped Blush personality that dilutes passion with conformity, mixes temptation with elegance, never quite satisfied in the moment, reflecting on the delusional nostalgia for yesteryear while harboring an infinite wistfulness for the unfulfilled promises of tomorrow’s everlasting dream. You are a romantic, a woman of extremes, capable of being independent and leading your own life, while willing to sacrifice everything for your one true love. While affectionate and feminine, you can be too demanding, almost all-consuming, but your feelings stem from a deep desire to share your soul and experience an eternal love. You are terrified of speaking your heart’s delight and your intense silence is deafening. Doctor’s Recommendation: It’s O.K. to be competitive and playful. Stop blushing and loosen up in BoyShorts!
Tags: blush, deafening, heartshaped, lingerie, negligee, nightie, silent, underwear
Paradox Fox
Monday, October 19th, 2009
Wily and wounded at heart, your lingerie reveals the Paradox Fox, a playful and heartbreaking personality prepared to pounce, but devoured by your unsuspecting prey. You have a strong desire to feel connected, sheltered, and loved. You have a natural sadness, a perpetual dissatisfaction, with a need to lose yourself in the moment while remaining disconnected to your personal experience. In other words, you don’t have a harmonious relationship with yourself. You are terrified of experiencing rejection, and as a result, you are quick to surrender yourself to ingratiate others. You play with heart and hearts. You are highly sexual, easily stimulated by the sensuous and sensationalist, and lust for your lover’s adoration at the expense of your Self. Your denials, delusions, and cunning seductions will cost you true happiness. Doctor’s Recommendation: you have avoided an inner conflict with yourself by immediately surrendering yourself to others. Avoid white panties and face your dark demons.
Tags: fox, panties, pantyology, Paradox, personality, psychology, white