Mournful Accommodations
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Practical, calculating, and terribly unimaginative, your lingerie reveals your basic sense of pragmatism. You are very efficient, organized, and have a strong desire for order. In work, you are a taskmaster, very reliable, responsible, the envy of others because of your natural tendencies to overachieve. In relationships, however, you are quite childlike, quick to give up your independence and cling to your significant other. You lack originality and prefer to rely on proven methods to achieve your goals. Regardless of your age, you put too much pressure on yourself, always planning, thinking about what you should be doing or possessing in your life, and as a result, the unnecessary stress has caused you to age exponentially. Doctor’s Recommendation: All work and no play will turn you into shrewd shrew. Get sporty with Boy Shorts!
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