Archive for October, 2009
Solar Disco
Friday, October 16th, 2009
Delicate, passionate, and darkly seductive, your lingerie reveals the Solar Disco spirit within you! Playful, sociable, an excellent conversationalist, you reach out to people and touch the hearts of many by resonating a warm, friendly, and unpretentious demeanor. You are very motivated by helping others. Your gentle heart, however, masks a deep sorrow in your soul, and rather than confront your pain (you hate confrontations, you sweet sap!), you live by impulse, chasing the next phantasm by allowing your fickle nature to be seduced by the next “great hope” in your desperate pursuit to gain validation and approval. Heal yourself with self-acceptance and forgiveness. Doctor’s Recommendation: Remain resonant in dark cheekies.
Tags: disco, lingerie, personality, solar
Dark Anonymity
Thursday, October 15th, 2009
Image courtesy of Thiago Araujo, http://www.flickr.com/photos/oclinhos/3549290549/
Hello Dark Anonymity! Your lingerie reveals a calculating desire to experience intimacy at a controlled distance. You will role play and wear many masks, accommodating any situation, putting on a performance, wrapping your psyche around a variety of theatrics, covering yourself with the spirit of the moment, wrapping yourself in an emotional cocoon, expecting that something new will blossom from your denials and existential isolation. Contradictory and ultimately self-defeating in the pursuit of love, you zero in on the smallest of details, looking to extract the slightest bit of justifications that will rationalize your fears. Every time you get closer to freeing yourself, you recoil, spinning wildly into a never-ending vertigo of malcontent. Doctor’s Recommendation: Avoid re-pressed panties.
Tags: Anonymity, Dark, panties, repressed, vertigo
Paris Chocolate Fashion Show
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009French model Laetitia Rey presents a chocolate studded design by Eva Rachline and made with the help of French chocolate maker Magnum, presented in Paris at the 15th World Chocolate fair.
Tags: chocolate, fashion show
Strawberry Pepper
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
Image courtesy of http://www.hairflicksmodelphotography.co.uk/
This delectable lingerie indicates that you’re feeling like a Strawberry Pepper: sweet, spicy, naughty, nice. You carry yourself like a “daddy’s little girl” with your airy, easygoing, feminine aplomb. You have a strong attention to detail and you appreciate subtle and sweet gestures of affection (although you’re certainly not opposed to grandiose and lavish displays of romance). While you enjoy being pampered and spoiled, you value hard work and dependability. Your personality tends to shift between two extremes. Work is work and play is play. There is no middle ground. Your excessive sentimentality can be lovingly therapeutic or dreadfully toxic. You are skilled at conducting yourself with grace and diplomatic tact, but you can be quite vindictive with a tendency to hold grudges that may cause you needless stress and frustration. Doctor’s Recommendation: The little girl inside of you wants to be rescued. Don’t wait around aimlessly pining for prince charming to sweep you off your feet. Be stark and sheer!
Tags: charming, daddy's little girl, pepper, prince, sheer, strawberry
Comfortable Panties, Comfortable Self
Sunday, October 11th, 2009
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I believe in the power of inspiration and having a vision is essential to leading a life that’s full of accomplishment and personal satisfaction, but I would never confuse ambition with fantasy. Here is the key difference: ambition relies on specifics, fantasy fuels fantasy. Here is an example of an ambition: Sara is 19 years old, she wants to be married, have 2 children, and freelance as a graphic designer by the age of 30. These are very specific, measurable, and attainable within her time frame. In other words, she has realistic ambitions. Here is an example of fantasy: I want to marry rich, have a family, live in a mansion, and make six figures after I graduate. These goals are extremely high, they are vague, they are not measurable, and most importantly, they are not set within a realistic time frame. In other words, it is an instant recipe for failure.
It is a common tragedy for ambition to be extinguished in the hot pursuit of unrealistic desires. Once failure has been experienced, the natural instinct is to stop setting goals, coast through life aimlessly, and lose faith in yourself, always relying on other people’s advice to move forward. You start to commit thinking errors like jumping to negative conclusions and you immediately convince yourself that you can’t improve your life or that fate is conspiring against you. Another major source of unhappiness is comparing. We constantly compare ourselves to other people: our looks, our careers, our income, our vehicles, etc. There is no point in comparing yourself to other people because nobody wins. Everyone has their own unique talents and everyone is an essential contributor to this mystery called life. You don’t have to slip on every pair of panties. Briefs or cheekies? Hiphuggers or boyshorts? Get comfortable with remaining true to yourself. Whatever you desire out of life, make sure that it’s based on what you want, and don’t let society and the media influence your sense of accomplishment.
Here is another inconvenient truth: It is a waste of money is to buy lingerie for the sake of “feeling sexy” and hiding from your disaffection. Your sex appeal should not depend on the virtues of cotton, satin, lace, silk, etc. If anything, your inner hotness sexes it up. If you’re buying lingerie to feel good, then you’re simply participating in a psychological arms race against your depression, and loads of unloved lingerie end up stockpiled, depreciated, deserted, and eventually donated or discarded. It’s a toxic waste! On the other hand, you could die from the over-consumption of edible underwear, but we won’t go there ;o)
Tags: comfort, comfortable, panties, personal style, self
Who’s watching you? Consider your Audience
Sunday, October 11th, 2009
You’re getting ready to go out and you’re deciding what to wear. You grab the first pair of panties you see. That’s your first mistake. You’ve made an executive decision without considering the facts. This topic will be the beginning of a series of articles that will examine the key influences that you should consider when choosing your lingerie. Beauty lies within, and that expression also applies to what you wear underneath your clothing. In the end, it’s not only about promoting yourself: it’s about taking the time to understand and make compromises with the people and places around you. I’m about to break the rules of fashion magazines with one simple sentence: It’s not about you. It’s about being considerate to those around you. By taking the time to be thoughtful, you will ultimately broaden your perspective, learn new things, expand your mind, and become a better person. Throughout this process, it may seem like I’m encouraging you to transform into someone new and different, but that’s not my intention. I believe that you’re exceptional, special, unique, and that your gifts belong exclusively to you. My goal is for you to believe in yourself and to help you see the wonderful person that already exists within you.
For now, let us begin the discussion of what you should think about when choosing your panties. First: consider your audience. Now, I’m not suggesting that you’re going to do a little strip tease wherever you go, but there’s always the possibility that someone may catch an accidental glimpse of your panties during your daily activities. One common occurrence is innocently bending over to pick up something. If you work in an office environment, it would not be in your best interests to wear a thong. If you’re looking to impress someone with your sense of professionalism, do you really think you’ll win over people with a thong? I have nothing against thongs, but they have their own special place and purpose in your wardrobe. Some people may find them offensive in your place of employment and they may think that you lack a basic sense of etiquette. Like it or not, an employer is not emptying their bank account for the purposes of expressing yourself. You’re getting paid to promote the company’s brand image, values, and mission statement.
When considering the best panties for your audience and overall environment, ask yourself one basic question: “What do I want to achieve from this experience?” Is it lust? Surprise? Envy? Respect? These are all powerful emotions and impressions that you can induce in another person. Rather than grabbing any pair of panties that you see, take time to reflect on your personal goals, and hopefully they will provide you with the lasting support that will be necessary for the pursuit of your life’s ambitions.
Tags: attire, career woman, etiquette, fashion, panties, workplace
Crystal Diva
Thursday, October 8th, 2009
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Your animistic lingerie choices indicate that you are very outgoing, carefree, holistic, and very concerned about harmony in your relationships. You have a strong sense of connectedness but you have a tendency to settle for airhead existentialism, following shallow principles such as “if it feels good, then it must be right”. At times, you can be stubborn and opinionated, refusing to compromise and quick to vilify an opposing point of view if it conflicts with affairs closest to your heart. You are inclined to creativity–anything artistic or any display that evokes thought and introspection. Self-centered, You are susceptible to mood swings or anger toward any disturbance that rattles your “perfect” little world. Crystal Diva, you glitter and charm, but lack substance and easily crack at the slightest offense. You think you’re strong, but in fact you’re quite fragile. Doctor’s Recommendation: Handle your delicates with care.
Tags: bra, crystal, delicates, diva, lingerie, nature, panties, underwear
Mournful Accommodations
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
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Practical, calculating, and terribly unimaginative, your lingerie reveals your basic sense of pragmatism. You are very efficient, organized, and have a strong desire for order. In work, you are a taskmaster, very reliable, responsible, the envy of others because of your natural tendencies to overachieve. In relationships, however, you are quite childlike, quick to give up your independence and cling to your significant other. You lack originality and prefer to rely on proven methods to achieve your goals. Regardless of your age, you put too much pressure on yourself, always planning, thinking about what you should be doing or possessing in your life, and as a result, the unnecessary stress has caused you to age exponentially. Doctor’s Recommendation: All work and no play will turn you into shrewd shrew. Get sporty with Boy Shorts!
Tags: accommodations, black bra, boy shorts, mournful, shrew, sporty, taming
Burning Oasis
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
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Spiritual minx! This particular lingerie reveals that you’re tough, yet feminine, personable and all business, but secretly your incandescent spirit pressures you to find an escape from your workaday travails. Within this world of absolute contradictions, you take refuge in the heart of stone, distancing yourself from those with whom you are closest. You have suffered past hurts, and while these painful experiences may contribute to your defense mechanisms and fear of vulnerability, your definitive (yet healthy) neurosis is simply a disaffection with your life. You seek a higher purpose and desire change. When you have a clear sense of what you want, nothing will stop you from achieving your heart’s delight! Doctor’s Recommendation: Don’t go Zen with hiphuggers. It’s soooo cliche….
Tags: blue, burning, lingerie, oasis, smoking
Nervous Conditions
Monday, October 5th, 2009
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When the mirror shatters, you will break. Your lingerie indicates that you are indulging in caricaturization, perceiving the outside world like a narcissistic cover girl posing for a funhouse mirror, falling in love with a distorted and mind-bending sense of reality. Behind your bouncy games and amateurish solipsisms, you desperately cling to a fading sense of cynicism in the hopes that you can avoid drowning into an ever-widening spiritual gulf that threatens to undermine your safe and comfortable juvenility. The headstrong determination of your denials will only serve to magnify your inevitable suffering. While the prognosis seems grim, there is hope. You need to acknowledge and confront the conflicting uncertainties within your soul. You are capable of achieving a profound and eminent rebirth. Doctor’s Recommendation: have faith in yourself and be a bit more subdued in your lingerie choices until you are ready to design your new self and unleash your latest collection.
Tags: bra, break, conditions, funhouse, mirror, nervous, panties, personality, psychology, shatters, white