Archive for the ‘Lingerie and Personality’ Category
Vixen Spider
Friday, October 23rd, 2009
The sweetest fruit blossoms in acid rain. Vixen Spider, your lingerie clearly promotes your sly, cunning, and clever nature, artfully spinning your web of seduction to assume control under the guise of sheer surrender, but you feel tangled within the duality of your conflicting psyche. Are you a Vixen or are you the Spider? Who do you choose to be? You swing between unbridled passions (risking everything for a chance at happiness) and calculating your desires, leaving nothing to chance, measuring the efficacy of every maneuver, every tactic, and every strategy, mashing together the pieces of your puzzled life, and creating a perfectly disordered fragmented chaos. Doctor’s Recommendation: Your lace is soft but your threads are tight. Do you dare to take the scissors to your fabricated life?
Tags: lingerie, panties, personality, psychology, spider, underwear, vixen
Couture Haughty
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Couture Haughty! Your lingerie reveals an insatiable appetite for fashion and an eagerness to slip into a breathless frenzy. You have to be so vogue! Fun loving, playful, and easygoing, your laughable pretenses can cause friction with others because you seek to express your carefree personality with zestful distinction. While you have a certain degree of self-confidence, you’re afraid to deal directly with confrontation, either indulging in passive aggressive models of behavior or simply avoiding the problem altogether. You can be vain and somewhat narcissistic, but your sentimentality can also rise to the occasion and provide others with otherworldly acts of kindness and charity. Easily smoothed over like a worn out crumpled bill, you fear that you’ll fade in value with the passage of time. Doctor’s Recommendation: Personal style is a long-term investment. Don’t short change yourself simply because it’s fashionable.
Tags: breathless, haughty, lingerie, panties, underwear, vogue
Heart-Shaped Blush
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
Detailed to the letter, scarlet in sin, your negligee reveals a Heart-Shaped Blush personality that dilutes passion with conformity, mixes temptation with elegance, never quite satisfied in the moment, reflecting on the delusional nostalgia for yesteryear while harboring an infinite wistfulness for the unfulfilled promises of tomorrow’s everlasting dream. You are a romantic, a woman of extremes, capable of being independent and leading your own life, while willing to sacrifice everything for your one true love. While affectionate and feminine, you can be too demanding, almost all-consuming, but your feelings stem from a deep desire to share your soul and experience an eternal love. You are terrified of speaking your heart’s delight and your intense silence is deafening. Doctor’s Recommendation: It’s O.K. to be competitive and playful. Stop blushing and loosen up in BoyShorts!
Tags: blush, deafening, heartshaped, lingerie, negligee, nightie, silent, underwear
Paradox Fox
Monday, October 19th, 2009
Wily and wounded at heart, your lingerie reveals the Paradox Fox, a playful and heartbreaking personality prepared to pounce, but devoured by your unsuspecting prey. You have a strong desire to feel connected, sheltered, and loved. You have a natural sadness, a perpetual dissatisfaction, with a need to lose yourself in the moment while remaining disconnected to your personal experience. In other words, you don’t have a harmonious relationship with yourself. You are terrified of experiencing rejection, and as a result, you are quick to surrender yourself to ingratiate others. You play with heart and hearts. You are highly sexual, easily stimulated by the sensuous and sensationalist, and lust for your lover’s adoration at the expense of your Self. Your denials, delusions, and cunning seductions will cost you true happiness. Doctor’s Recommendation: you have avoided an inner conflict with yourself by immediately surrendering yourself to others. Avoid white panties and face your dark demons.
Tags: fox, panties, pantyology, Paradox, personality, psychology, white
Solar Disco
Friday, October 16th, 2009
Delicate, passionate, and darkly seductive, your lingerie reveals the Solar Disco spirit within you! Playful, sociable, an excellent conversationalist, you reach out to people and touch the hearts of many by resonating a warm, friendly, and unpretentious demeanor. You are very motivated by helping others. Your gentle heart, however, masks a deep sorrow in your soul, and rather than confront your pain (you hate confrontations, you sweet sap!), you live by impulse, chasing the next phantasm by allowing your fickle nature to be seduced by the next “great hope” in your desperate pursuit to gain validation and approval. Heal yourself with self-acceptance and forgiveness. Doctor’s Recommendation: Remain resonant in dark cheekies.
Tags: disco, lingerie, personality, solar
Dark Anonymity
Thursday, October 15th, 2009
Image courtesy of Thiago Araujo, http://www.flickr.com/photos/oclinhos/3549290549/
Hello Dark Anonymity! Your lingerie reveals a calculating desire to experience intimacy at a controlled distance. You will role play and wear many masks, accommodating any situation, putting on a performance, wrapping your psyche around a variety of theatrics, covering yourself with the spirit of the moment, wrapping yourself in an emotional cocoon, expecting that something new will blossom from your denials and existential isolation. Contradictory and ultimately self-defeating in the pursuit of love, you zero in on the smallest of details, looking to extract the slightest bit of justifications that will rationalize your fears. Every time you get closer to freeing yourself, you recoil, spinning wildly into a never-ending vertigo of malcontent. Doctor’s Recommendation: Avoid re-pressed panties.
Tags: Anonymity, Dark, panties, repressed, vertigo
Strawberry Pepper
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
Image courtesy of http://www.hairflicksmodelphotography.co.uk/
This delectable lingerie indicates that you’re feeling like a Strawberry Pepper: sweet, spicy, naughty, nice. You carry yourself like a “daddy’s little girl” with your airy, easygoing, feminine aplomb. You have a strong attention to detail and you appreciate subtle and sweet gestures of affection (although you’re certainly not opposed to grandiose and lavish displays of romance). While you enjoy being pampered and spoiled, you value hard work and dependability. Your personality tends to shift between two extremes. Work is work and play is play. There is no middle ground. Your excessive sentimentality can be lovingly therapeutic or dreadfully toxic. You are skilled at conducting yourself with grace and diplomatic tact, but you can be quite vindictive with a tendency to hold grudges that may cause you needless stress and frustration. Doctor’s Recommendation: The little girl inside of you wants to be rescued. Don’t wait around aimlessly pining for prince charming to sweep you off your feet. Be stark and sheer!
Tags: charming, daddy's little girl, pepper, prince, sheer, strawberry
Crystal Diva
Thursday, October 8th, 2009
http://www.flickr.com/photos/limpciano/ / CC BY 2.0
Your animistic lingerie choices indicate that you are very outgoing, carefree, holistic, and very concerned about harmony in your relationships. You have a strong sense of connectedness but you have a tendency to settle for airhead existentialism, following shallow principles such as “if it feels good, then it must be right”. At times, you can be stubborn and opinionated, refusing to compromise and quick to vilify an opposing point of view if it conflicts with affairs closest to your heart. You are inclined to creativity–anything artistic or any display that evokes thought and introspection. Self-centered, You are susceptible to mood swings or anger toward any disturbance that rattles your “perfect” little world. Crystal Diva, you glitter and charm, but lack substance and easily crack at the slightest offense. You think you’re strong, but in fact you’re quite fragile. Doctor’s Recommendation: Handle your delicates with care.
Tags: bra, crystal, delicates, diva, lingerie, nature, panties, underwear
Mournful Accommodations
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
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Practical, calculating, and terribly unimaginative, your lingerie reveals your basic sense of pragmatism. You are very efficient, organized, and have a strong desire for order. In work, you are a taskmaster, very reliable, responsible, the envy of others because of your natural tendencies to overachieve. In relationships, however, you are quite childlike, quick to give up your independence and cling to your significant other. You lack originality and prefer to rely on proven methods to achieve your goals. Regardless of your age, you put too much pressure on yourself, always planning, thinking about what you should be doing or possessing in your life, and as a result, the unnecessary stress has caused you to age exponentially. Doctor’s Recommendation: All work and no play will turn you into shrewd shrew. Get sporty with Boy Shorts!
Tags: accommodations, black bra, boy shorts, mournful, shrew, sporty, taming
Burning Oasis
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
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Spiritual minx! This particular lingerie reveals that you’re tough, yet feminine, personable and all business, but secretly your incandescent spirit pressures you to find an escape from your workaday travails. Within this world of absolute contradictions, you take refuge in the heart of stone, distancing yourself from those with whom you are closest. You have suffered past hurts, and while these painful experiences may contribute to your defense mechanisms and fear of vulnerability, your definitive (yet healthy) neurosis is simply a disaffection with your life. You seek a higher purpose and desire change. When you have a clear sense of what you want, nothing will stop you from achieving your heart’s delight! Doctor’s Recommendation: Don’t go Zen with hiphuggers. It’s soooo cliche….
Tags: blue, burning, lingerie, oasis, smoking