Posts Tagged ‘bra’

Crystal Diva

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Crystal Diva
http://www.flickr.com/photos/limpciano/ / CC BY 2.0

Your animistic lingerie choices indicate that you are very outgoing, carefree, holistic, and very concerned about harmony in your relationships. You have a strong sense of connectedness but you have a tendency to settle for airhead existentialism, following shallow principles such as “if it feels good, then it must be right”. At times, you can be stubborn and opinionated, refusing to compromise and quick to vilify an opposing point of view if it conflicts with affairs closest to your heart. You are inclined to creativity–anything artistic or any display that evokes thought and introspection. Self-centered, You are susceptible to mood swings or anger toward any disturbance that rattles your “perfect” little world. Crystal Diva, you glitter and charm, but lack substance and easily crack at the slightest offense. You think you’re strong, but in fact you’re quite fragile. Doctor’s Recommendation: Handle your delicates with care.

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Nervous Conditions

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Nervous Conditions
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sandrinelemieux/ / CC BY-ND 2.0

When the mirror shatters, you will break. Your lingerie indicates that you are indulging in caricaturization, perceiving the outside world like a narcissistic cover girl posing for a funhouse mirror, falling in love with a distorted and mind-bending sense of reality. Behind your bouncy games and amateurish solipsisms, you desperately cling to a fading sense of cynicism in the hopes that you can avoid drowning into an ever-widening spiritual gulf that threatens to undermine your safe and comfortable juvenility. The headstrong determination of your denials will only serve to magnify your inevitable suffering. While the prognosis seems grim, there is hope. You need to acknowledge and confront the conflicting uncertainties within your soul. You are capable of achieving a profound and eminent rebirth. Doctor’s Recommendation: have faith in yourself and be a bit more subdued in your lingerie choices until you are ready to design your new self and unleash your latest collection.

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Venus Flame

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Venus Flame
http://www.flickr.com/photos/melloveschallah/ / CC BY 2.0

This bra indicates that you’re in a Venus Flame frame of mind. You’re a perfectionist and very particular about the devil in the details. You claim that you want convention and refinement, a suitable, upscale yet uncomplicated life, but you’re easily seduced by the bad boy rebel, the tortured artist, or anyone who needs to be saved from themselves. You like a challenge. You thrive at taking charge and leading people, but your natural strengths can be your undoing. Beneath your taskmaster persona is the desire to lose control and feel captured by “the moment”. You are easily seduced by the dream of total freedom and control within a whirlwind of chaos. Doctor’s Recommendation: Don’t get burnt by your repressed passions. Delight in a sheer nightie and a naughty night!

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Polished Stratagem

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

Polished Stratagem

http://www.flickr.com/photos/monstershaq2000/ / CC BY 2.0

Flattery is the sincerest form of flattery. Your bra indicates that you crave acceptance and praise. You project a sense of self-confidence, flaunting and flirting shamelessly whenever the moment arises, however, you tend to keep yourself distant, using your expertise to evade, maneuver, and outdo others by skillfully navigating the web of intricacies surrounding social etiquette. You desire to be unbridled but you feel alive playing games. You enjoy being pursued but fear your heart’s captor. Your occasional neurotic behavior is driven by an obscure sense of longing. You feel that something is missing in your life, and rather then confront your fears, you have chosen to hide behind your trite refinements. Doctor’s Recommendation: To thine own bra be true! Take risks by being risque with your sense of intimacy.

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Melancholic Immersion

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Melancholic Immersion
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mejiaperalta/ / CC BY 2.0

Mirrors distort perception and project an alternate reality. Different lenses provide different insights. You are perceiving your life as if you’re looking through a rear-view mirror, magnifying your feelings of sorrow, and projecting your sense of remorse on to the present. For the most part, you are lighthearted, playful, easygoing and amusing. You are very particular and have a strong sense of personal style in everything that you do. However, there is a part of you that remains haunted and dissatisfied with your past and present. Doctor’s Recommendation: Light bending prisms reveal a spectrum of color. You don’t have to be blue all the time–it’s your choice!

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