Ruthless seductress! Your lingerie reveals the Velvet Dissonance personality. You are suave at pinpointing weakness with your bewitching charm as you evade suspicion in the pursuit of your heart’s delight. In one shot, you instantly dissect, disarm, and discard your lovers with heartless care! You are not interested in sweet nothings, homely comforts, kind words or gentle caresses: you would rather squeeze and slither in a writhing fit of passion! Adventurous, thrill-seeking on the edge of your dangerous liaisons, you love challenges, but your greatest rival is yourself, choosing image and facade over form and function, remaining anonymous to your identity in the face of your persona. A mystery wrapped in an enigma? More like a suit candycoated with an agenda! Doctor’s Recommendation: Confront your unmentionables.

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