Posts Tagged ‘panties’
Polarized Chatbox
Monday, November 23rd, 2009
Polarized Chatbox! Never one to shy away from confrontation, your lingerie reveals that you love a good fight or any situation that will invite you to speak your mind and offer your thoughts, ideas or insights into just about anything. You can be quite passionate in your point of view, taking a deeply entrenched black-or-white stance, but your desire to be right often causes strain in your relationships. You want to be perceived as tough, but you’re quite sensitive, and secretly playful. While you have a strong sense of order, you would love to experience a spontaneous moment of excitement, a chance to break free from your boundaries, challenge yourself, and escape in a new adventure. Doctor’s Recommendation: Don’t hold back those hiphuggers.
Tags: chatbox, hiphuggers, lingerie, panties, personality, polarized, psychology
Porcelain Duchess
Monday, November 16th, 2009
It’s tea time! Your lingerie clearly reveals your conservative nature, more specifically, your fear to take risks. You’ve grown up quickly and you’re wise beyond your years. True to your inner granny, you’ve masked your geriatric inclinations behind a veneer of cautious sex appeal. Behind your culture and well-mannered refinements, you seek an escape from the mundane courtesies, from your social obligations, and more importantly, from your day-to-day life. While planning and playing it safe are the hallmarks of your personality, you are secretly aroused by danger, thrill-seeking, and reckless experiences. It’s healthy, and at times, necessary to step out of your comfort zone and take chances. How else can you experience growth and personal development if you don’t attempt to broaden your horizons and challenge yourself? Doctor’s Recommendation: Think about an area of your life that needs a shakeup and do something radical and completely out of the ordinary. P.S. Don’t your dare wear granny panties!
Tags: duchess, granny, panties, personality, porcelain, psychology
The Pink Snowflake
Tuesday, November 10th, 2009
Soft and delicate, unpredictable and fickle, your lingerie reveals the Pink Snowflake personality. Delicate to the touch, you are intemperate, turning into ice at a frosty encounter or melting in the face of a warm gaze. While it’s natural for one’s environment to influence behavior, it does not absolve you of your personal responsibility and the freedom to choose a desired outcome for your life. If you simply wave your hands in the air in frustration, surrender, and blame other people or so-called insurmountable circumstances for your actions, then nothing will change and you will continue to fall into the same heartbreaks and disappointments because you have chosen to give up your personal freedom and deny yourself the power to take control and dictate what you want for yourself. You have a sense of quality and refinement. You also have a strong desire to have a meaningful life, a sense of purpose, and to help others. You have much to offer! Doctor’s Recommendation: Don’t let others pick your panties. Choose your delicates with care.
Tags: lingerie, panties, pantyology, personality, pink, psychology, snowflake, underwear
The Deadly Heroine
Monday, November 2nd, 2009
You pierce hearts like a needle full of adrenaline, stimulating your lovers with the sheer confidence to conquer anything or anyone–including you! If you’ve chosen these superhero panties, then you’ve decided to play the role of Deadly Heroine, a seductress who inspires dizzying highs and trembling lows. In your day to day activities, you are a leader, a rescuer, you have the need to do it all, but your impulsive drives and your natural inclination to assume full control of any and all tasks, exhibits a sign of distrust in others. You have a low frustration tolerance, easily angered by very minor annoyances because all aspects of your life are impossible to manage and navigate according to your perception of how your life “should” be lived. In relationships, you are easily seduced by the victim, who plays upon your need to feel needed, but over time, you transform into the victim yourself, and rather than rescue, you end up harming those closest to your heart. Doctor’s Recommendation: Lose the superhero panties and get in touch with your delicates.
Tags: adrenaline, deadly, heroine, panties, personality, psychology, superhero
Aeriel Gravity
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
Catch me if you can! If this is your costume lingerie, your romantic heights are an oscillating Aeriel Gravity, shifting between carefree whims and an inherent need for structure. You have a strong sense of style, very opinionated, detailed, and true to your exacting standards. There are times, however, when you are easily swayed by a honeyed tongue and a seductive smile. You love to be pursued and desired. You crave recognition and approval. Be careful: your need for positive reinforcement may result in unscrupulous people taking advantage of your kind nature. Doctor’s Recommendation: Trust your intuition. While it’s fun to be swept off your feet, don’t leave your emotions in the dust.
Tags: aeriel, costume, french, gravity, lingerie, maid, panties, personality, psychology
Vixen Spider
Friday, October 23rd, 2009
The sweetest fruit blossoms in acid rain. Vixen Spider, your lingerie clearly promotes your sly, cunning, and clever nature, artfully spinning your web of seduction to assume control under the guise of sheer surrender, but you feel tangled within the duality of your conflicting psyche. Are you a Vixen or are you the Spider? Who do you choose to be? You swing between unbridled passions (risking everything for a chance at happiness) and calculating your desires, leaving nothing to chance, measuring the efficacy of every maneuver, every tactic, and every strategy, mashing together the pieces of your puzzled life, and creating a perfectly disordered fragmented chaos. Doctor’s Recommendation: Your lace is soft but your threads are tight. Do you dare to take the scissors to your fabricated life?
Tags: lingerie, panties, personality, psychology, spider, underwear, vixen
Couture Haughty
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Couture Haughty! Your lingerie reveals an insatiable appetite for fashion and an eagerness to slip into a breathless frenzy. You have to be so vogue! Fun loving, playful, and easygoing, your laughable pretenses can cause friction with others because you seek to express your carefree personality with zestful distinction. While you have a certain degree of self-confidence, you’re afraid to deal directly with confrontation, either indulging in passive aggressive models of behavior or simply avoiding the problem altogether. You can be vain and somewhat narcissistic, but your sentimentality can also rise to the occasion and provide others with otherworldly acts of kindness and charity. Easily smoothed over like a worn out crumpled bill, you fear that you’ll fade in value with the passage of time. Doctor’s Recommendation: Personal style is a long-term investment. Don’t short change yourself simply because it’s fashionable.
Tags: breathless, haughty, lingerie, panties, underwear, vogue
Paradox Fox
Monday, October 19th, 2009
Wily and wounded at heart, your lingerie reveals the Paradox Fox, a playful and heartbreaking personality prepared to pounce, but devoured by your unsuspecting prey. You have a strong desire to feel connected, sheltered, and loved. You have a natural sadness, a perpetual dissatisfaction, with a need to lose yourself in the moment while remaining disconnected to your personal experience. In other words, you don’t have a harmonious relationship with yourself. You are terrified of experiencing rejection, and as a result, you are quick to surrender yourself to ingratiate others. You play with heart and hearts. You are highly sexual, easily stimulated by the sensuous and sensationalist, and lust for your lover’s adoration at the expense of your Self. Your denials, delusions, and cunning seductions will cost you true happiness. Doctor’s Recommendation: you have avoided an inner conflict with yourself by immediately surrendering yourself to others. Avoid white panties and face your dark demons.
Tags: fox, panties, pantyology, Paradox, personality, psychology, white
Dark Anonymity
Thursday, October 15th, 2009
Image courtesy of Thiago Araujo, http://www.flickr.com/photos/oclinhos/3549290549/
Hello Dark Anonymity! Your lingerie reveals a calculating desire to experience intimacy at a controlled distance. You will role play and wear many masks, accommodating any situation, putting on a performance, wrapping your psyche around a variety of theatrics, covering yourself with the spirit of the moment, wrapping yourself in an emotional cocoon, expecting that something new will blossom from your denials and existential isolation. Contradictory and ultimately self-defeating in the pursuit of love, you zero in on the smallest of details, looking to extract the slightest bit of justifications that will rationalize your fears. Every time you get closer to freeing yourself, you recoil, spinning wildly into a never-ending vertigo of malcontent. Doctor’s Recommendation: Avoid re-pressed panties.
Tags: Anonymity, Dark, panties, repressed, vertigo
Comfortable Panties, Comfortable Self
Sunday, October 11th, 2009
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I believe in the power of inspiration and having a vision is essential to leading a life that’s full of accomplishment and personal satisfaction, but I would never confuse ambition with fantasy. Here is the key difference: ambition relies on specifics, fantasy fuels fantasy. Here is an example of an ambition: Sara is 19 years old, she wants to be married, have 2 children, and freelance as a graphic designer by the age of 30. These are very specific, measurable, and attainable within her time frame. In other words, she has realistic ambitions. Here is an example of fantasy: I want to marry rich, have a family, live in a mansion, and make six figures after I graduate. These goals are extremely high, they are vague, they are not measurable, and most importantly, they are not set within a realistic time frame. In other words, it is an instant recipe for failure.
It is a common tragedy for ambition to be extinguished in the hot pursuit of unrealistic desires. Once failure has been experienced, the natural instinct is to stop setting goals, coast through life aimlessly, and lose faith in yourself, always relying on other people’s advice to move forward. You start to commit thinking errors like jumping to negative conclusions and you immediately convince yourself that you can’t improve your life or that fate is conspiring against you. Another major source of unhappiness is comparing. We constantly compare ourselves to other people: our looks, our careers, our income, our vehicles, etc. There is no point in comparing yourself to other people because nobody wins. Everyone has their own unique talents and everyone is an essential contributor to this mystery called life. You don’t have to slip on every pair of panties. Briefs or cheekies? Hiphuggers or boyshorts? Get comfortable with remaining true to yourself. Whatever you desire out of life, make sure that it’s based on what you want, and don’t let society and the media influence your sense of accomplishment.
Here is another inconvenient truth: It is a waste of money is to buy lingerie for the sake of “feeling sexy” and hiding from your disaffection. Your sex appeal should not depend on the virtues of cotton, satin, lace, silk, etc. If anything, your inner hotness sexes it up. If you’re buying lingerie to feel good, then you’re simply participating in a psychological arms race against your depression, and loads of unloved lingerie end up stockpiled, depreciated, deserted, and eventually donated or discarded. It’s a toxic waste! On the other hand, you could die from the over-consumption of edible underwear, but we won’t go there ;o)
Tags: comfort, comfortable, panties, personal style, self