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Who’s watching you? Consider your Audience

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

Is she smooth or easily torn?

You’re getting ready to go out and you’re deciding what to wear. You grab the first pair of panties you see. That’s your first mistake. You’ve made an executive decision without considering the facts. This topic will be the beginning of a series of articles that will examine the key influences that you should consider when choosing your lingerie. Beauty lies within, and that expression also applies to what you wear underneath your clothing. In the end, it’s not only about promoting yourself: it’s about taking the time to understand and make compromises with the people and places around you. I’m about to break the rules of fashion magazines with one simple sentence: It’s not about you. It’s about being considerate to those around you. By taking the time to be thoughtful, you will ultimately broaden your perspective, learn new things, expand your mind, and become a better person. Throughout this process, it may seem like I’m encouraging you to transform into someone new and different, but that’s not my intention. I believe that you’re exceptional, special, unique, and that your gifts belong exclusively to you. My goal is for you to believe in yourself and to help you see the wonderful person that already exists within you.

For now, let us begin the discussion of what you should think about when choosing your panties. First: consider your audience. Now, I’m not suggesting that you’re going to do a little strip tease wherever you go, but there’s always the possibility that someone may catch an accidental glimpse of your panties during your daily activities. One common occurrence is innocently bending over to pick up something. If you work in an office environment, it would not be in your best interests to wear a thong. If you’re looking to impress someone with your sense of professionalism, do you really think you’ll win over people with a thong? I have nothing against thongs, but they have their own special place and purpose in your wardrobe. Some people may find them offensive in your place of employment and they may think that you lack a basic sense of etiquette. Like it or not, an employer is not emptying their bank account for the purposes of expressing yourself. You’re getting paid to promote the company’s brand image, values, and mission statement.

When considering the best panties for your audience and overall environment, ask yourself one basic question: “What do I want to achieve from this experience?” Is it lust? Surprise? Envy? Respect? These are all powerful emotions and impressions that you can induce in another person. Rather than grabbing any pair of panties that you see, take time to reflect on your personal goals, and hopefully they will provide you with the lasting support that will be necessary for the pursuit of your life’s ambitions.

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Crystal Diva

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Crystal Diva
http://www.flickr.com/photos/limpciano/ / CC BY 2.0

Your animistic lingerie choices indicate that you are very outgoing, carefree, holistic, and very concerned about harmony in your relationships. You have a strong sense of connectedness but you have a tendency to settle for airhead existentialism, following shallow principles such as “if it feels good, then it must be right”. At times, you can be stubborn and opinionated, refusing to compromise and quick to vilify an opposing point of view if it conflicts with affairs closest to your heart. You are inclined to creativity–anything artistic or any display that evokes thought and introspection. Self-centered, You are susceptible to mood swings or anger toward any disturbance that rattles your “perfect” little world. Crystal Diva, you glitter and charm, but lack substance and easily crack at the slightest offense. You think you’re strong, but in fact you’re quite fragile. Doctor’s Recommendation: Handle your delicates with care.

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Nervous Conditions

Monday, October 5th, 2009

Nervous Conditions
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When the mirror shatters, you will break. Your lingerie indicates that you are indulging in caricaturization, perceiving the outside world like a narcissistic cover girl posing for a funhouse mirror, falling in love with a distorted and mind-bending sense of reality. Behind your bouncy games and amateurish solipsisms, you desperately cling to a fading sense of cynicism in the hopes that you can avoid drowning into an ever-widening spiritual gulf that threatens to undermine your safe and comfortable juvenility. The headstrong determination of your denials will only serve to magnify your inevitable suffering. While the prognosis seems grim, there is hope. You need to acknowledge and confront the conflicting uncertainties within your soul. You are capable of achieving a profound and eminent rebirth. Doctor’s Recommendation: have faith in yourself and be a bit more subdued in your lingerie choices until you are ready to design your new self and unleash your latest collection.

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Narcissistic Nymph

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Narcissistic Nymph
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Naughty temptress! Your lingerie indicates that you are playful, melodramatic, and self-centered. You project a child-like facade, deceiving others (and yourself) into believing that you’re helpless. You have a natural ability to manipulate and persuade others into giving you whatever you want. You are easily stimulated, highly social, and prone to boredom. You need to be challenged, but dread gruelling tasks. You have a low tolerance for frustration and prefer the company of like-minded individuals.You are very visual, appreciate fine details, and are quick to be hurt at the slightest provocation. Artistic by nature, you are captivated by the sensuous, and inspired by color, tone, and mood. You are easily seduced by wild passion, an untamed heart, and a rebel without a cause! Like attracts like. Your rebel savior will toss you a lifeline made from faux silk and leave you to drown in your crocodile tears. Doctor’s Recommendation: Stay away from seamless panties until you learn to keep it real.

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Midnight Dreamer

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Midnight Dreams
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You are driven by a burning intensity within your soul. This choice of lingerie reveals a deep sense of longing. Although you are jaded by life’s disappointments, you remain ever faithful in your spiritual pursuit of perfection. In darkness, you are soothed and enlightened–easily seduced by a lover with a warm blanket and a roaring fire! Your special insight, while exceptional, can also be the source of your many frustrations. Be more flexible. Learn to forgive others, and more importantly, learn to forgive your own imperfections. Don’t be afraid to take a chance and open your heart. You think you’re vulnerable, but your spirit is actually quite resilient. Doctor’s Recommendation: Cool down and don’t be a fire crotch.

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The Pink Lady

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Pink Lady

You are a passionate leader. If this is your choice of panties, then you are definitely a complex person: Assertive yet kittenish, a helpless romantic, you demand perfection from yourself and others. You have an eye for detail, elegance, and style. At times, you can be tight and firm, but you blush easily, betraying a deep desire to be swept off your feet. Don’t be afraid to tap into your wild side. Doctor’s Recommendation: Let your hiphuggers take control and enjoy the ride!

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