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When the mirror shatters, you will break. Your lingerie indicates that you are indulging in caricaturization, perceiving the outside world like a narcissistic cover girl posing for a funhouse mirror, falling in love with a distorted and mind-bending sense of reality. Behind your bouncy games and amateurish solipsisms, you desperately cling to a fading sense of cynicism in the hopes that you can avoid drowning into an ever-widening spiritual gulf that threatens to undermine your safe and comfortable juvenility. The headstrong determination of your denials will only serve to magnify your inevitable suffering. While the prognosis seems grim, there is hope. You need to acknowledge and confront the conflicting uncertainties within your soul. You are capable of achieving a profound and eminent rebirth. Doctor’s Recommendation: have faith in yourself and be a bit more subdued in your lingerie choices until you are ready to design your new self and unleash your latest collection.

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