Posts Tagged ‘white’
The Scarlet Snow White
Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Happy Halloween! You’ve chosen to be the “Scarlet Snow White”. Your costume lingerie reveals that you enjoy being the envy of others, setting the gold standard of achievement, while bewitching and seducing your lovers with the desire to rescue you from your wild and reckless self. You are impulsive, chasing the next fantasy to satisfy your fairytale delusions, searching for a “perfect” relationship that doesn’t exist, while discarding any and every potential prince charming who doesn’t measure up to your unrealistic expectations. Doctor’s Recommendation: Will you trick or treat? If your kisses are poison expect bad apples.
Tags: costume, halloween, lingerie, personality, psychology, scarlet, snow, trick-or-treat, white
Paradox Fox
Monday, October 19th, 2009
Wily and wounded at heart, your lingerie reveals the Paradox Fox, a playful and heartbreaking personality prepared to pounce, but devoured by your unsuspecting prey. You have a strong desire to feel connected, sheltered, and loved. You have a natural sadness, a perpetual dissatisfaction, with a need to lose yourself in the moment while remaining disconnected to your personal experience. In other words, you don’t have a harmonious relationship with yourself. You are terrified of experiencing rejection, and as a result, you are quick to surrender yourself to ingratiate others. You play with heart and hearts. You are highly sexual, easily stimulated by the sensuous and sensationalist, and lust for your lover’s adoration at the expense of your Self. Your denials, delusions, and cunning seductions will cost you true happiness. Doctor’s Recommendation: you have avoided an inner conflict with yourself by immediately surrendering yourself to others. Avoid white panties and face your dark demons.
Tags: fox, panties, pantyology, Paradox, personality, psychology, white
Nervous Conditions
Monday, October 5th, 2009
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When the mirror shatters, you will break. Your lingerie indicates that you are indulging in caricaturization, perceiving the outside world like a narcissistic cover girl posing for a funhouse mirror, falling in love with a distorted and mind-bending sense of reality. Behind your bouncy games and amateurish solipsisms, you desperately cling to a fading sense of cynicism in the hopes that you can avoid drowning into an ever-widening spiritual gulf that threatens to undermine your safe and comfortable juvenility. The headstrong determination of your denials will only serve to magnify your inevitable suffering. While the prognosis seems grim, there is hope. You need to acknowledge and confront the conflicting uncertainties within your soul. You are capable of achieving a profound and eminent rebirth. Doctor’s Recommendation: have faith in yourself and be a bit more subdued in your lingerie choices until you are ready to design your new self and unleash your latest collection.
Tags: bra, break, conditions, funhouse, mirror, nervous, panties, personality, psychology, shatters, white